Knickerbocker Glory

The remote is small enough to slip into a pocket, and those 10 levels give you a lot of range—sometimes I barely feel it, other times it’s impossible to think straight. Took it to a movie and the whole experience was way more fun than the film.

Wore it out to dinner and honestly forgot it was there until my partner hit level 7. The 10 power levels give you plenty of range, from barely-there to can't-sit-still. The remote control setup makes it dangerously easy to hand off control mid-meal.

The remote is ridiculously fun—my partner had me squirming across the dinner table without anyone knowing. The 10 levels give plenty of range, and it stays put in my knickers even when I shift around. Honestly, best undercover impulse buy I've made this year.